Tools That Rocked Us Into 2009

Wedding DJs are tools (or at least annoying)

Anyone who drives a Hummer...

Tool Jewels

Sportscar drivers are tools.

ALL SPORTS FISHERMEN ARE MAJOR TOOLS

Another Rod

If your dad is a tool, does that automatically make you a tool?

Bluetool!

Sunglasses on the back of your head are tooly.

Today, at the local Target Superstore, I saw this Tool wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head.  What is that all about?  The only picture I could find online of someone sporting this "look" just coincidentally happened to include Dubya.

Tools wear Oakleys on their baseball caps.

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Gross.

Fergie.

Magic!

Mark McGrath